It's true. You can find anything on Craigslist.Â
If your life's quest is to own a "full blooded, desert unicorn" then check that one off the bucket list. You are welcome.
The bigger question is not how to care for a unicorn: "Pretty simple to care for" but do you have $247,000 or something you could trade for a unicorn whose "bloodline can be traced all the way back to Grecian times?"
In our only known photo of the desert unicorn, he is wearing an Arizona Wildcats foam finger on his horn and taking a selfie. Unicorns. So self-obsessed.
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