Call it a pocket knife if you like — but think twice before trying to fit it into your pants pocket.
Billed as "the largest Swiss Army knife in the world," this sucker measures 3 1/4 by 8 3/4 inches and weighs in at 2 3/4 pounds.
It's available from the Hammacher Schlemmer catalog or Web site for $1,400.
The monster hunk of cutlery has 87 tools performing 112 functions.
According to the catalog description, this outsized model of the venerable Swiss Army knife is hand-assembled by two cutlery specialists in Delmont, Switzerland.
The description notes that it has seven blades, three types of pliers, 25 flat- and Phillips-head screwdrivers, bits, saws, wrenches and three golf tools — a club-face cleaner, shoe-spike wrench and divot-repair tool.
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But wait, there's more. Additional tools include a bicycle chain rivet setter, signal whistle, 12/20-gauge shotgun choke tube tool, combination fish scaler-hook disgorger-line guide tool, cigar-cutting scissors, laser pointer, tire-tread gauge, toothpick, tweezers and key ring.
Hammacher Schlemmer provided a photo of the knife but didn't provide information on sales of the item or other details.
Chances are the knife won't appeal to practical-minded outdoors enthusiasts. But it might have real possibilities in another realm: coffee table art.
