Local opinion: Are you fed up yet?

All you critics, go pound sand. Really! Why pick on the 79-year-old guy who wears a white baseball cap with his made-in-Italy baggy suit & tie, to a somber ceremony meant to honor and respect dead soldiers? Jeez, he didn’t have the $55 price tag on it; now that would be tacky! Would you really rather see his combover and his fly-away thin hair covering his bald spot? Of course not! Like other veterans, I’m so proud that this guy is my prez. What a class act.

And the Iran/Epstein war! Did you ever see such a thing? It’s like a big beautiful video game. And our guy stayed at the resort in his war room closet, with his white hat on, because it has TV screens. That’s where he’s issued those 4, 6, 17? bold rationales for vanquishing those devils who do need liberation but don’t deserve to live, who were going to use nuclear weapons from the very place that was obliterated nine months ago, because Israel government were going to do it first! Clearly not da mensch ahhh, but ya gotta admire his clearly opaque thinking. (whisper to yourself, Epstein files)

The prez has been aided by astute Yes Sir men who have replaced those many experienced veterans that were such downers with their accurate assessment of capability and kept saying Whoa on War. But those Yes Sir guys, wow. Leading men and women into the end times because it was God’s divine plan. We really can’t question the most reliable source of intel, the Bible. It's the original desert battlefield manual.

And we were all relieved when it was revealed that after tracking Khamenei for months to his secret location, the Yes Sir men found it. And holy cow. The secret location was his office. This is for real they could not make up stuff like this. (Were the Epstein files in the office?)

Although Pete Hegseth, secretary of defense but now, war, has been referred to as a DUI Hire, he has shown his true colors in this time of conflict. Against a TV backdrop of a pyramid composed of hair pomade jars, striking a manly-man pose, he boldly asserted he wasn’t woke, that this will not be a politically correct war and will not have stupid rules of engagement like the Geneva conventions. No sir. As an example, a Tomahawk precision missile strike on a school that killed an estimated 170 children. And bombed a sports complex killing 18 children. And bombed a desalination plant.

In another brilliant bit of planning to alleviate the financial burden on the US taxpayer, the head of the FBI, Kashyap Pramod Vinod Patel, fired 12 agents and staff from the "CI-12" elite counterintelligence unit specializing in monitoring Iranian threats. Some years before that assignment they had toted out classified papers from the resort. There’s no connection of course. But there is nothing like no intel to not know what an adversary is planning. (Epstein files)

As the war drags on and on and I pay an extra dollar per gallon for gas, (Epstein files) I have every confidence the war will be over in a few days, or maybe a couple weeks, or even four or five, although it could be longer. But that will depend on when the Israeli guy Netanyahoo says so because after all, he started it. Oh yeah and the Epstein files.