The Buffet Bar

The Buffet Bar

538 E. Ninth St., 623-6811

Open:

6 a.m. to 1 a.m. Mondays-Saturdays; noon-1 a.m. Sundays

Mood:

Everyone is your friend - even if they don't remember you the next day.

Parking:

Plenty of street parking

Snootiness factor:

You're kidding, right?

Genre:

Dive bar

Cover:

Never

Restrooms:

Josh vanMarle, a 24-year-old artist, described the men's room as "like an indoor outhouse." The women's room is nicer. Use one foot to secure the inner door and your hand to cover the doorknob hole.

Et Cetera:

There actually is a dress code: No sleeveless shirts and no backpacks.