This writer was intrigued by a recent contributor who suggested that Kristi Noem, Director of Homeland Security, would make a great new Barbie doll for the Mattel Toy Company. The SS (Schutzstaffel) Doll. She could come with a bunch of accessories like little whips, little dobermans and color coordinated jackboots. She could even have a new boyfriend, maybe a Klaus instead of a Ken. And he could even come with his own monocle, leather jackets and a little play set of torture instruments.
Hmmm. Klaus ... Barbie ... where have I heard that name before? Anyway, Trump could put them on display in the Oval Office along with the other grift items he sells. Certain people will love them and they'd fly off the shelves.
William Muto
SaddleBrooke
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